An early morning jogger noticed a large object in the frontyard of a property in Newstead.
The passer by immediately notified authorities claiming she had found, what she believed to have been, a meteorite.
On closer inspection by the authorities, they discovered the object to be ”a pimpin’ great pumpkin”.
Investigations are continuing and the site remains closed for viewing. Upon speaking to the resident, authorities believe that the pumpkin is being grown as part of a Pimp Your Pumpkin Competition. Despite allegations of GM and the use of purple pigmentation, no fowl play is believed to be involved at this stage (other than the strong odour of chicken manure that lingers around the property)
who's is this?
ReplyDeletewhoa boogs! what a whopper! possibly a winner?
ReplyDeletebtw how factual is the above yarn?
The factual parts...hmmm...all of it of course!!
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